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Our highly intelligent technical team of translucent radioactive monkeys has finally got forms working, which means you can send us your comments.

We would love to hear from you. Selected feedback is printed below.



Readers' Correspondence

From bobby
looking for the teardown pics to a teardown of a 96 dodge caravan 2.4 liter transmission. i only have one part i cant find where it goes please help.

From Mike Powell
I think an informative articl on 14th Century Albanian headgear would be nice!

From Shlarick
You should come up with ways for blind people to use money. the government just got sued because they didn't make money useable by the blind. what a crock. still--have some fun.

From melissa
i wold like to no who who and y they mad up a ahusht word as fat oh and what who when were and how they mad fack littel kides papper mony and you ? on the pag are haleus lol i laffed my butt of

From Steve Mann
I was looking for some information on Iraq and stumbled accidentally onto you site. Can you imaging my surprise as it began reading through the text? I guess you can, since that is why you wrote this stuff. I was so impressed that I had to read several other fact sheets. You guys are both nuts and hilariously funny. Thanks for the amusement.

From George
Could I kindly have the colour codes for the Fibre Optics its urgent

From Roger D'Vicar
I'VE WARNED YOU ONCE, HIPPY DON'T MAKE ME LOSE MY TEMPER!!

From sum guy
why dont u guys focus on the more important questions lyk how many oranges are in orange juice? and which guy at the chicken farm gets to decide which chickens become roast chicke and which chickens become chicken salt?

From Anon
I thought the world cup involved strippers Whats going on?

From Kali Edgemeier
Tolkien is bloody brilliant.

From Your mum
I don't think your website should be up in the first place. It's a bad influence to little kids especially the "Newton's Three Laws" I'm sure you can make other examples than that. Even little primary school children wouldn't understand that blab. You even got a 'primary school child' to come up to me and kick me in the shins to see if I 'did' react!!! You're teaching children the wrong thing. I'm sure Newton would be disappointed in you using fat people and sisters and an example!! SHAME ON YOU!

From hannah
i hope you fell better mokenys thatis my favirtie amaily i wil try to send some mony to take care of you i love you love hannah

From Top Cop
Hey Heathcote,You have very little idea how any game is played,and I would guess your finally starting to realize just how inexperienced you are at playing the game. Rules of the game:What goes around,always comes around,and it seems it's finally come your way. Maybe you should have played by the rules instead of trying to save your butt and cover up a mess for people who never cared or respected you anyway.What's worse,being a has been,or a never was?Your the sickest excuse for a Law Enforcement officer we have ever seen.Or you could do the right thing and clean up the mess's you created.

From Peter Millard
Could you please explain why "Corn dolly" is the answer to the first ever cryptic clue?

From Angela
While this site was mildy entertaining, and I'm sure caused many people to move away from the computer to kick their sister 'in the name of science', you'd think that any self respecting person would add somewhere that they didnt have a clue what they were talking about and that the information on this site is completely wrong so that kids out there dont believe that this is the truth. But then again, after reading this site, I suppose I can see that you arent self respecting people.

From Jude the Dude
You advertise 'hats and bags' for sale. I'd like a hat but there didn't appear to be a picture of one. Do you actually sell hats?

From Roger D'Vicar
Have you got no work to do?? If that's the case stop dancing around in your damn pyjamas, put down your finger bells and get the World Cup 2002 pages updated you bunch of damn hippies. If I had my way you'd all be flogged to within an inch of your worthless lives.

From ann gunder
This is a website for kids, right? So imagine my surprise when I looked at the answer for "who invented paper money?" Is it a good thing for kids to know that 12 sheckles today would buy lots of prostitutes? oh, i get it -- you're being funny, ha ha

From uy
do you curse

From kevin
hi. my in-laws, recently in an auto accident wherein their car was rear-ended by another car, claim that upon impact, they were immediately thrown backwards, with no forward motion at all. my wife & i think there would be at least some intial forward motion before being thrown backwards. so, what's the correct answer? thanks

From Peter Jones
I found your site educational and interesting

From Angry Kid
I went on to your website to learn more about Newton's three laws. Some of the information, I later learned, was incorrect. Your examples were horrible. If she's fat she has a lot of mass? Kick your sister? That's the best you can come up with? Are you trying to raise horrible people? "if it's not here, it doesn't exist" way too cocky. get some new writers. better yet, get rid of the website.

From Freddo McNewton
Fwahahahahaha! i will destroy u. show some pictures of radioactive monkeys. please call 01234 56789 for more details on getting me to sing.

From Jerry Mazzella
I came to your website to find a simple way to describe Newton's laws to my wife. As I studiet engineering for a time, I feel that I have a pretty good grasp on Newton's laws, but when I went to www.allworldknowledge.com/newton/index.html I was amazed at how your page read! While the first law is stated in a way easy to understand to kids, the second and third laws look more like the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!! At least, not at all like the laws of motion. It would be a good idea if someone at your offices took a look at this, and attempted to rephrase your statements of the three laws. As they stand, they're gonna confuse all heck out of some poor grade schoolers!!!

From John Sykes
Brilliant you are all fantastic at explaining things and keeping me interested. Best fact based site bar none

From Tolkienfan
Whoever wrote that thing about JRR tolkien, you're gay!!!

From JE Atherden
Until I read your superbly funny website, I had not been able to prove my two favourite hypotheses: That teachers have no sense of humour and that teachers cannot spell. Your feedback column proves both to my total satisfaction.

From Anissa
I went to your website expecting to read something that migth be useful to my research on money and instead I read this nonsence on how you could buy hundreds of prostitutes with 12 shekels. You should put useful information not write stupidities!!!

From Bobo the Clown
You're so funny! Especially Newton's Laws and the "hit your fat sister in the shin part.

From "Midge" Heathcote
I don't know the first thing about cricket but I must say that your web site is freakin hilarious. I'm still not sure exactly how the game is played but reading your rules was worth wasting my time. Being from the USA I'm much morefamiliar with baseball and (our) football. Thank you for having an imagination

From Craig Wiley
i lik uar weebset vory mooch. caan i have food please for luke who is my pet fat i live in hemel hempstead

From Becki
On your section about Nostradomus, you have him born in the same year he became a Dr.

From Lucy
I went onto your website to learn the rules of cricket, all the guys in the office are still laughing at me. You made me look very stupid indeed.

From Lamar Smith
Your webtopic on fiber optics has some major typos that make the topic incorrect. Wherever you state "gas" it should read "glass" throughout the article.

From Desiree Morse
What's up!! I read your little monkey expereins and I thought it was really cool. You should out more on the internet Explorer. That is my comment.

From David Kirkpatrick
Just been reading through your article who invented money to see that a 6 year old hasd won a load of Rothmans lights and the page is sponsored by a casino. Not really the right thing to be doing is it!

From Eric's mom
Your example of mass and whatnot for Sir Isaac Newton I find to be very offensive. Kids kicking their sisters, and if she's fat, she's has a lot of mass... You want to tell me that you couldn't find a better example than that to use? Of course you could have used something more appropriate. Very disappointing.

From Jefferson
Your Website is the best! I was having one of those days where you just want to rip someones head off and wear it as a hat, but when I started reading on your site about pointless transmisions and shit, It made my day. You guys are freaking hilarious. Keep up the good work. p.s. Give your translucent radioactive monkey a banana.

From Sir Geoffrey of Englandshire
The most factually correct website ever invented in the world ever. Fact. I have checked every statement with my childrens science enyclopedia and found no mistakes. Keep up the good work on your fact hunt.

From Anonymous
I'm the editor of my school newspaper and I have a hatred for physics, possibly because I'm majoring in it. Can I use your articles in my papers in the weeks before the exams? I feel a lot of people would appreciate your no-nonsense approach to studying.

From Tony Toohey
There are more than 7 ways of being out in cricket

From Rob Votin
really cool! clever, in a sarcastic sort of way.... keep up the good work.

From Jeff Gunn
Your explanation of Newton's three laws differs from my science book. Can you explain? (one of my students is confused by your examples.)

From Wes Cameron
I am still crying from laughing so hard. My 11 year old is on the floor with cardiac arrest. Great Fun

From Jan Tomaszewicz
Your website is fantastic. Unfortunately I have got a technical problem. In my car audi v8 quattro 3,6 l.engine model 1989 my mechanic has changed a complete automatic transmission. There is no deep stick provided by the manufacturer . He filled up the automatic transmission with the ATF and checked the level with the self made deep stick .The car ran about 30 miles before the automatic transmission had been damaged.I noticed that the amount of the ATF is 60 % more than recommende Could it spoil the automatic transmission?

From Kurt Andress
To the authors and editor of this site. I have received many complaints from my students as to the offensive nature of the examples your site is using. The examples are insensitve to the social and emotional well-being of children. I must tell you that I will be blocking this site from my school server unless your material is changed. I find your site informative and well organized but offensive to the developement of children.

From martie
My collegues and I fail to see the humor in your response to Michael about mass. Teaching an 8 year old to kick his fat sister or to push her off a roller coaster is nothing more than teaching him how to be a violent, angry, abusive citizen. Keep your violence and abuse to yourself. It's not funny. Not even close. Your website should be eliminated.

From Jennifer
In your biography about J.R.R. Tolkien I found some untrue statements that were made. It was said that Gollum was an alien, but he is a hobbit that was tortured by the one ring. It was also printed that Frodo was Bilbo's son, which he isn't because it states in the book The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring that Frodo is Bilbo's nephew and was then chosen to be his heir.

From Dave Angel
Of noteworthy amusement

From Shannon Wigley
I was looking for information to create a webquest for 7th graders about newton's laws of motion. Your site was the first one that popped up. I was dismayed to read your description of the laws. While it was written in a child-like, understandable way - the fact that it (unintentionally, I assume) makes fun of fat children "she has lots of mass" and "because she has lots of mass, she has inertia". The same concept, even the whole kcik your sister in the shin scenario could remain the same by omitting the word fat. Why not talk about it in terms of my big sister - referring to older? While not all older siblings are larger than younger ones- it could still fit the scenario - even imply the same things without being so blatant. If I were you use your site as an instructional tool as it is, I have several students who would become immediate targets for a barrage of jokes simply because you found humor in using the word fat.

From Carma Lewis
I laughed so hard I almost wet myself.

From Colonel Anonymous
I work for the CIA as an undercover research agent. Some months ago I was tasked with finding intelligence on a certain country in the Middle East that I am not at liberty to disclose the name of. Imagine my delight when after only a few minutes browsing the web I found your article on Iraq! This article formed the basis of my report to US Military that lead directly to an invasion. Well done Edmund, unless of course you're an Iraqi, in which case you'll be dead by now.

From Anonymous
Hey, i'm doing this research on paper money, and who invented it and stuff.. and i was reading your page, on the invention of paper money, and you have it all wrong.. the chinese invented paper money!!!

From Anonymous
so, yes, i spent a small dela of time at your site, skimming through a sampling of your articles, namely the fifa world cup, explanation of the game of cricket, astrology, and an insight into afghanistan amongst others and there's something you group of satirists ought to know. it's all not funny. not at all. i get the jokes, and i see where you mean to be funny, but really, it's not. please find something else to do with your undoubtedly precious time.

From Anonymous
I'd like to hear more about midgets, if possible riding on the backs of labradours

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