From Angela
While this site was mildy entertaining, and I'm sure caused
many people to move away from the computer to kick their sister 'in the
name of science', you'd think that any self respecting person would add
somewhere that they didnt have a clue what they were talking about and
that the information on this site is completely wrong so that kids out
there dont believe that this is the truth. But then again, after
reading this site, I suppose I can see that you arent self respecting people.
From Jude the Dude
You advertise 'hats and bags' for sale. I'd like a hat but
there didn't appear to be a picture of one. Do you actually sell hats?
From Roger D'Vicar
Have you got no work to do?? If that's the case stop dancing around in
your damn pyjamas, put down your finger bells and get the World Cup
2002 pages updated you bunch of damn hippies.
If I had my way you'd all be flogged to within an inch of your
worthless lives.
From ann gunder
This is a website for kids, right? So imagine my surprise
when I looked at the answer for "who invented paper money?" Is it a good
thing for kids to know that 12 sheckles today would buy lots of
prostitutes? oh, i get it -- you're being funny,
ha
ha
From uy
do you curse
From kevin
hi. my in-laws, recently in an auto accident wherein their car
was rear-ended by another car, claim that upon impact, they were
immediately thrown backwards, with no forward motion at all. my wife & i
think there would be at least some intial forward motion before being
thrown backwards. so, what's the correct answer? thanks
From Peter Jones
I found your site educational and interesting
From Angry Kid
I went on to your website to learn more about Newton's three
laws. Some of the information, I later learned, was incorrect. Your
examples were horrible. If she's fat she has a lot of mass? Kick your
sister? That's the best you can come up with? Are you trying to raise
horrible people? "if it's not here, it doesn't exist" way too cocky.
get some new writers. better yet, get rid of the website.
From Freddo McNewton
Fwahahahahaha! i will destroy u. show some pictures of
radioactive monkeys. please call 01234 56789 for more details on getting me to
sing.
From Jerry Mazzella
I came to your website to find a simple way to describe
Newton's laws to my wife. As I studiet engineering for a time,
I feel that I have a pretty good grasp on Newton's laws,
but when I went to www.allworldknowledge.com/newton/index.html
I was amazed at how your page read!
While the first law is stated in a way easy to understand
to kids, the second and third laws look more like the laws of
THERMODYNAMICS!! At least, not at all like the laws of motion.
It would be a good idea if someone at your offices took a
look at this, and attempted to rephrase your statements of
the three laws. As they stand, they're gonna confuse all
heck out of some poor grade schoolers!!!
From John Sykes
Brilliant you are all fantastic at explaining things and
keeping me interested.
Best fact based site bar none
From Tolkienfan
Whoever wrote that thing about JRR tolkien, you're gay!!!
From JE Atherden
Until I read your superbly funny website, I had not been able
to prove my two favourite hypotheses: That teachers have no sense of
humour and that teachers cannot spell. Your feedback column proves both
to my total satisfaction.
From Anissa
I went to your website expecting to read something that migth
be useful to my research on money and instead I read this nonsence on
how you could buy hundreds of prostitutes with 12 shekels. You should
put useful information not write stupidities!!!
From Bobo the Clown
You're so funny! Especially Newton's Laws and the "hit your
fat sister in the shin part.
From "Midge" Heathcote
I don't know the first thing about cricket but I must say that
your web site is freakin hilarious. I'm still not sure exactly how the
game is played but reading your rules was worth wasting my time. Being
from the USA I'm much morefamiliar with baseball and (our) football.
Thank you for having an imagination
From Craig Wiley
i lik uar weebset vory mooch. caan i have food please for
luke who is my pet fat i live in hemel hempstead
From Becki
On your section about Nostradomus, you have him born in the
same year he became a Dr.
From Lucy
I went onto your website to learn the rules of cricket, all
the guys in the office are still laughing at me. You made me look very
stupid indeed.
From Lamar Smith
Your webtopic on fiber optics has some major typos that make
the topic incorrect. Wherever you state "gas" it should read "glass"
throughout the article.
From Desiree Morse
What's up!!
I read your little monkey expereins and I thought it was really
cool. You should out more on the internet Explorer. That is my comment.
From David Kirkpatrick
Just been reading through your article who invented money to
see that a 6 year old hasd won a load of Rothmans lights and the page
is sponsored by a casino. Not really the right thing to be doing is it!
From Eric's mom
Your example of mass and whatnot for Sir Isaac Newton I find
to be very offensive.
Kids kicking their sisters, and if she's fat, she's has a lot of
mass...
You want to tell me that you couldn't find a better example than that
to use? Of course you could have used something more appropriate.
Very disappointing.
From Jefferson
Your Website is the best! I was having one of those
days where you just want to rip someones head off and wear it as a hat,
but when I started reading on your site about pointless transmisions
and shit, It made my day. You guys are freaking hilarious. Keep up the
good work.
p.s. Give your translucent radioactive monkey a banana.
From Sir Geoffrey of Englandshire
The most factually correct website ever invented in the world
ever. Fact.
I have checked every statement with my childrens science enyclopedia
and found no mistakes.
Keep up the good work on your fact hunt.
From Anonymous
I'm the editor of my school newspaper and I have a hatred for
physics, possibly because I'm majoring in it. Can I use your articles
in my papers in the weeks before the exams? I feel a lot of people would
appreciate your no-nonsense approach to studying.
From Tony Toohey
There are more than 7 ways of being out in cricket
From Rob Votin
really cool! clever, in a sarcastic sort of way....
keep up the good work.
From Jeff Gunn
Your explanation of Newton's three laws differs from my
science book. Can you explain? (one of my students is confused by your
examples.)
From Wes Cameron
I am still crying from laughing so hard. My 11 year old is on
the floor with cardiac arrest. Great Fun
From Jan Tomaszewicz
Your website is fantastic. Unfortunately I have got a technical
problem. In my car audi v8 quattro 3,6 l.engine
model 1989 my mechanic has changed a complete automatic
transmission. There is no deep stick provided by the
manufacturer . He filled up the automatic transmission
with the ATF and checked the level with the self made
deep stick .The car ran about 30 miles before the automatic
transmission had been damaged.I noticed that the amount
of the ATF is 60 % more than recommende
Could it spoil the automatic transmission?
From Kurt Andress
To the authors and editor of this site. I have received many
complaints from my students as to the offensive nature of the examples
your site is using. The examples are insensitve to the social and
emotional well-being of children. I must tell you that I will be blocking
this site from my school server unless your material is changed. I find
your site informative and well organized but offensive to the
developement of children.
From martie
My collegues and I fail to see the humor in your response to
Michael about mass. Teaching an 8 year old to kick his fat sister or
to push her off a roller coaster is nothing more than teaching him how
to be a violent, angry, abusive citizen. Keep your violence and abuse to
yourself. It's not funny. Not even close. Your website should be
eliminated.
From Jennifer
In your biography about J.R.R. Tolkien I found some untrue
statements that were made. It was said that Gollum was an alien, but he is
a hobbit that was tortured by the one ring. It was also printed that
Frodo was Bilbo's son, which he isn't because it states in the book The
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring that Frodo is Bilbo's
nephew and was then chosen to be his heir.
From Dave Angel
Of noteworthy amusement
From Shannon Wigley
I was looking for information to create a webquest for 7th
graders about newton's laws of motion. Your site was the first one that
popped up. I was dismayed to read your description of the laws. While
it was written in a child-like, understandable way - the fact that it
(unintentionally, I assume) makes fun of fat children "she has lots of
mass" and "because she has lots of mass, she has inertia". The same
concept, even the whole kcik your sister in the shin scenario could remain
the same by omitting the word fat. Why not talk about it in terms of
my big sister - referring to older? While not all older siblings are
larger than younger ones- it could still fit the scenario - even imply
the same things without being so blatant. If I were you use your site as
an instructional tool as it is, I have several students who would
become immediate targets for a barrage of jokes simply because you found
humor in using the word fat.
From Carma Lewis
I laughed so hard I almost wet myself.
From Colonel Anonymous
I work for the CIA as an undercover research agent.
Some months ago I was tasked with finding intelligence on a certain country in the Middle East
that I am not at liberty to disclose the name of.
Imagine my delight when after only a few minutes browsing the web I found your article on Iraq!
This article formed the basis of my report to US Military that lead directly to an invasion.
Well done Edmund, unless of course you're an Iraqi, in which case you'll be dead by now.
From Anonymous
Hey, i'm doing this research on paper money, and who invented it and stuff.. and i was reading your page,
on the invention of paper money, and you have it all wrong..
the chinese invented paper money!!!
From Anonymous
so, yes, i spent a small dela of time at your site,
skimming through a sampling of your articles, namely
the fifa world cup, explanation of the game of
cricket, astrology,
and an insight into afghanistan
amongst others and there's something you group of
satirists ought to know. it's all not funny. not at
all. i get the jokes, and i see where you mean to be
funny, but really, it's not. please find something
else to do with your undoubtedly precious time.
From Anonymous
I'd like to hear more about midgets, if possible riding on the backs of labradours